Flirt SMS

LALU:”I love u” matlab ka hota hai?
SONIA: Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU: lo Kar lo baat…
Angreji me ek sawal ka puch liya,
Pagli fida ho gai humpe…:-D
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Girl- Aaj mai tumhe vo jagah dikhaungi jahan mera apendix operation hua hai.

Boyfriend gets excited, ” Yes! I’wud luv to see that spot.”

Girl- Ye dekho….

Apollo Hospital…
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Butterflies don’t know the color of their wings,
but human eyes know how nice it is…
Like wise you don’t know ‘how good you are’,
but I know ‘how special you are’
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Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom & some say it’s money,
but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!
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Loving you could take my life,
but when I look into your eyes,
I know you’re worth that sacrifice!
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God determines who walks into your life.
You decide who stays & who walks out.
Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did…
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Ur precious love has turned my life completely around,
I feel like I’m walking but my feet don’t seem to touch the ground!
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If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS,
and if U don’t find me among them,
dont worrry! I’ve just been fallen to make ur wish come true.
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Birthday SMS

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,

someone thinks about you,
Someone needs you;

but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.
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This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
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Rajnikant SMS

  • Rajanikanth makes onions cry
  • Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
  • Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
  • Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
  • Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
  • When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…………. he turns the dark off.
  • When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
  • Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
  • The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
  • Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
  • Bullets dodge Rajanikant.
  • A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
  • belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
  • Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
  • If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth? ” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  • Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
  • Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
  • Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
  • Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
  • Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
  • In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
  • Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
  • With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
  • The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
  • When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
  • Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
  • Rajnikant has counted to infinity – twice
  • When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down
  • Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
  • Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile
  • Rajnikant can slam a revolving door
  • Rajnikan’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
  • Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
  • If you google search “Rajnikant getting kicked”your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn’t happen.
  • It takes Rajnikant 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
  • There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai
  • Rajnikant once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
  • The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
  • Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there is no other way.
  • Once up on a time rajanikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth.  .today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!!

Gujarati SMS

Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu,
koi k che k manobal khuti gayu,
khoti buma bum che doctroni,
aa to tame yadd aaya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu!!!

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koi vaar koi ni preet pan taklif aape che,

aankho ne game te rit pan taklif aape che,

hamesh haar thi nathi haari jato manas,

koi varr jagat ma jeet pan taklif aape che!!!

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nadi ni ret ma ramtu nagar male na male,
Fari aa jivan Dahrti par male na male,
karu chu hu tamne yaad aje dil thi,
kale aa dil dhabaktu male na male!!!

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Irshya thati hati mane,Mara janam samaye.

Radto hato hoo ane Hasti hati aa duniya,

Badlo laish hoo darek khsan no mara mruty samaye,

Hasto jaish hoo ane Radti hashe aa duniya..

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Tamara jeva mitro mari mudi 6e,
Aethi vadhu biji kai vat rudi 6e?
Biji to sahu cheej mamooli 6e,
Mitro j ishwar ni bhet anmoli 6e.
Tamara jeva mitro mari mudi 6e,
Aethi vadhu biji kai vat rudi 6e?
Biji to sahu cheej mamooli 6e,
Mitro j ishwar ni bhet anmoli 6e

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judai sathe juno sambandh chhe mare,
koi ni prit nu bandhan chhe mare,
kevi rite kahu mara dill ni vyatha,
tari niswarth dosti nu vyasan che mare…!

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je game te male tene sukhh keway,
je male te game tene anand keway,
sukh ane anand vina marathi kem reway…

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Hasana jindgi hai,
Has kar gum bhulana jindagi hai,
jit kar hanse to kya hase,
haar kar khusiya manana jindgi hai.

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eak kabutar hatu. eak kabutar hatu.
eak kabutar hatu. eak kabutar hatu.
eak kabutar hatu. eak kabutar hatu.
pani pine udi gayu.

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sabd tu aapje geet hu banavish,

rasto tu aapje manzil hu gotish,

khushi tu aapje hasine hu batavish,

mitra tu banje, mitrata hu nibhavish!!!

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Funny SMS

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..

itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..

kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..

kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

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Arz kiya hai,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !!!

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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

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Maine poocha chand se…

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin…..

Chand bola….

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Arz kiya hai,

Door se dekha to sntra tha,

pass jake dekha to sntra tha,

chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha,

Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha,

Wah kya sntra tha !

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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi,

Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi!!!

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Macchar ne jo kata…dil main mere junoon tha,

Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha,

Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki…. sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!!!

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“Happy New Year” – SMS

1. “May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements”

2. “Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

3. Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

4. Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this year bring Happiness for you Dear.

5. Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar,
Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
new year 2010 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!

મોબાઈલના ઉપયોગની શરૂઆત….

ભારતમાં ૧૯૯૦ના મઘ્યમાં મોબાઈલના ઉપયોગની શરૂઆત થઈ ત્યાર તે લકઝરી આઈટમની યાદીમાં અને એક સ્ટેટસ સિમ્બોલ સમાન બની ગયું હતું. એ વખતે સર્વિસ પ્રોવાઈડર ઘણાં ઓછાં હોવાથી ભાવો પણ ખૂબ ઉંચા હતા. મોબાઈલના ઇતિહાસ પર નજર કરીએ તો ઓટોમેટીક ફર્સ્ટ જનરેશન સેલ્યુલર સિસ્ટમની નોર્ડીક મોબાઈલ ટેલિફોનની હતી. ડેનમાર્કમાં તે ૧૯૮૧માં શરૂ કરાઈ હતી. ઇન્ટરનેશનલ રોમીંગની સવલત આપનારમાં એનએમટી પ્રથમ કંપની હતી ત્યારબાદ જીએસએમ હેઠળની ટુ-જી સિસ્ટમ ૧૯૯૦માં શરૂ થઈ હતી. મોબાઈલ એસએમએસ સિસ્ટમ સેકન્ડ જનરેશન હેઠળ આવી હતી. પ્રથમ મશીન જનરેટેડ એસએમએસ ૧૯૯૧માં યુકે ખાતે મોકલાયો હતો. પ્રથમ પર્સન-ટુ-પર્સન એસએમએસ ૧૯૯૭માં ફીનલેન્ડ ખાતે મોકલાયો હતો. ફીનલેન્ડે જ રીંગટોન ડાઉનલોડીંગની સિસ્ટમ વિકસાવી હતી.