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Good Night SMS


G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come

N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always
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u go to bed tonight,
I beg the moon to give you light,
Tell my angels to hug you tight,
And make sure you,re all right,
And ask the gentle breeze
To care you and kiss good night.
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Sorry!
I”m
late…
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I wanted to greet U Good Morning but walked too Slow so
GOOD NIGHT…
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Sun Is Switched Off!

Stars Are Switched On!

Blue Sky Goes Off

And

Black Sky Comes In!

So A Cool Night Is Coming!

Go To Bed! And Sleep Well.
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It’s a lovely msg to a
lovely person from a
lovely friend on a
lovely reason at
lovely time from a
lovely mind in a
lovely style to say u good night.
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try to make atleast two happy persons in a day…
But..
make sure that one of them is yourself..!
gud ni8
have sweet dreamz!
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Yatri kripya dhyan de,
Gaadi no.143, ‘GOOD NIGHT. XPRESS,
aapke mobile k platform par aa chuki hai,
sweet passenger se anurodh hai ke vo sone ka kast kare.
Good Night!!!
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Dear Customer,
Your sleeping service has been activated,
Now enjoy unlimited sweet drms browsing in ur bed.

Good night..
sweet drms….
have a nice sleep….:
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Just go outside
Or
See through your window

How pleasant scene it is

Just look @ moon & Stars,
Feel the cool wind

They all are here to
Greet u a sweet night
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Ab So Jao k Sapne
Intizaar Kerty Hyn

Theek Nahi Yun Khwabo’n
…Se Dushmani Kerna . . .!

G o . 0 d
N i g H t 🙂
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When my arms cant reach people
who r close to my heart,
I always hug them with my prayers.
May God grant u
what ur heart desires n keep u happy..
Good Night!
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HEllo Moon,
My friend is Going to Sleep.
Tell to your Brother sun to raise tomorrow late.
Because my friend wants More relax.
****Good Night*****
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The love we shared will see u through,
Hold on with all ur might,
To all the faith and love we shared
For this iz just Good-Night.
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Difference Between Horror And Beautiful

A Beautiful Night Is Wen U Hug Ur Teddy Bear Nd Sleep..
But Horror Is Wen It Hugs U BAck 😉

AAaaaaaaa…….
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ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!
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Bindas sone ka,Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,Boleto…..
Aina nahi dekhne ka,Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,
Boleto Good Night!
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Teri Qasam Hum
Abi Tak Soe Nahi
Rone Ko Dil Kerta Hai Per Hum Roye Nahi
Yaad Na Karen Tum Ko Aur So Jaen
Itne Bewafa Abi Tak Hum Huwe Nahi.
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ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!
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Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…
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Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight:
A Night Full of Love, A Peaceful Sleep,
A Beautiful Dream, and A prayer that will come true!
Gud Night…!
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Sun wouldn’t be red,
Sea wouldn’t be blue,
I wouldn’t be happy,
Without disturbing u. “Gud Nite”
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Andheri sadak,
Sunsan kabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitan.
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Leårn 2 love the people who åre willing to love U åt present.
4get the people in the påst & thank dem,
4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U håve today.
Gud nite!
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sleepy msg for a sleepy person
from a sleepy friend
for a sleepy reason
at a sleepy time
on the sleepy day
in a sleepy mood
to say please sleep
“good night”
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“Argument Is Bad,
But,
Discussion Is Good, Because,
ARGUMENT Is To Find Out WHO IS RIGHT
“N”
DISCUSSION Is To Find Out WHAT IS RIGHT.
Good Night… ;->
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Never blame a day in ur life.
Good days give u happiness.
Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential in life!
All are Gods blessings!
good night.
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At this moment 3.7 millons are sleeping,
2.3 millons are falling in love,
4.1 millon are eating
and only one person in the whole world
is reading my sms Good Night SMS.
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Night is longer than day
for those who DREAM
and day is longer than night for those
who make their DREAMS come true.
Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
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A shining ANGEL stands beside ur silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on yoU
nd saying Good Night nd Sweet Dreams!
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Jaante Ho?
Raat Mein
Sabse Zyada
MAZA
Kab Aata Hai?
Jab Kisi SOUTEY Hue Ko JAGA Kar PoOcha Jaye K..??
Mere Sms Mil Rahe Hain Na? 😛
Gud Night!!!
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Pta Nhi
Log Meri itni Respect kyu Krte h,
Mai Jb Unhe Msg Krta hun To,
Wo Apna Sir Neeche Jhuka kr Mera Msg Padhte h,
Bilkul Tumhari Trha…
“UFF MY CRAZY FANS”good night
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ho gayi ab to black-black night,
chand ne bhi kar diya hai white-white light,
sweet-sweet sapno ki pakad lo fligt,
oh my dear good-good ni8
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A late night sms greting does not
only mean good night
It haz a silent message saying
you are my last thought @ night
Good Night!
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The sun has gone to bed,
The stars rule the skies.
May the gentle breeze of the nite whisper
sweet scripts to u and gently nudge ur eyes 2 sleep.
Gud nite and sweet dreams.
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Notice ur phone got heavier with this message?
it contains load of love,
affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe.
have a nice sleep.
Good nite!
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Good Time, Bad Time, Day Time,
Night Time, Work Time, Off Time,
Happy Time, Sad Time, Sleep Time,
In the Mean Time…
I MISS YOU all the time!
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Charon taraf hai faili moonlite,
Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai aapko luvbite,
Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.
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This is my LAST message of d day
4 d person I care & luv FIRST &
d person that came into my mind is U….
so juz wanna wish you good nite…
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Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,
Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??
Now come back to earth &
sleep on ur KHATIA…Good Night….
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Namaskar!!!! Ye Hamari Madhyaratri Seva Hai.
Isme Hum aadhi raat ke baad logon ki neend kharab karte hai.

Dhanyawaad. Ab so jaiye.
Good Night.
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Thakanpur se fresh nagar
Janewali nindiya express,
Bedform pe khadi hai,
Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,
Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.
Gud night & sweet dreams.
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Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,
Ho gayi to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do,
Jagte raho…
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Hello ! This is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service.
We are the experts in disturbing and irritating people at busy hours.
Our goal has been achieved. Thank u!
“Good Night”
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Na Din Ko Light… Na Raat Ko Light…
Wa Wa Wa!

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Na Din Ko Light… Na Raat Ko Light…

Go_OD NIGHT
. ~ .
G^_^D NIGHT
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SSSssshhh…

Its OnLy ME PUtting A BlAnket ON U.
So, U WoN’t FEeL CoLd,
Have A LoVly,
WaRmest
&
PeAceful Night.

SweEt DreAms…!

~Go_Od Night~
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Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight
But don’t make it a habit bcoz I’m not free every night!
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Take it light G, Miss me slight G,
Never do fight G,Have fun might G,
Eat good diet G, Try flying a kite G,
Be aiways happy right G, Good night G.
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Aap hamare sabse ACCHE Dost hain….
Yeh DIL se Kahate hain hum…..
Isiliye aapko roz Yaad kartein hain hum…
Baki kuch kahein ya naa kahein….
Roz RAAT ko AAP ko Good NighT kahate hain HUM.
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I wish Moon always be full & bright and

U always be cool & right.
Whenever U go to switch off the light,

Remember that I m wishing U Good Night…!!!!
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matter if the sky is black or blue
No matter if there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good nite!
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Sleep with peace,
Wake with hope,
Go everywhere wit joy,
Take with faith,
Carry favour around u
and have a gud night.
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have given some marvelous persons a special place in my heart
And u happen to be the one among them topping the list.
Good night and lots of sweet sugary dreams.
Cuddle up and sleep tight.
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Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi,
Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai…
Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,
Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams….
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A very original Good Night wish only for U!!!…
Beware of cheap duplicates….
I m the only authorized dealer for Good Night wishes….
Good Night…Sweet Dreams…
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Still Awake?

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GO TO SLEEP…

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Close your eyes!

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both the eyes!

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Good night!
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ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani,

purn narottam, ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami,

______ ji sone ja rahe hai,
gud night !
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Namaskar.
This is

ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION

Mid night service.

Our aim

is to

disturb

the sleep of

others.

Thank u..

GOOD NIGHT
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()”””() WAIT…
( “o” ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
()”””()
( -o-)
( ,(“)),
Dear GoD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Gud nite!
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Republic day of India – SMS


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“VANDEMATARAM”
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY..

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Republic Day is a Day To remember,
When A Thought Of freedom Was Born,
Dont Just take It as A national holiday.
Try Something New To Improve Our Country..
Have a happy Republic Day.

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Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se,

Aapko”Jashne Azadi Mubarak”direct dil se… Happy Republic day!!!

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Watan hamara aisa koi na chhod paaye,
Rishta hamara aisa koi na tod paaye,
Dil ek hai ek jaan hai hamari,
Hindustan hamara hai hum iski shaan hain.
Happy Republic Day 2011!!!

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till Sleeping ?
The nation need you !
You need to be Awaken !
You are part of worlds biggest Democracy ..
Today is the day when We got our own constitution..
Its Indian Republic Day..
Wake up and Value the Day – 26 the January.

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Azad BHARAT ke Nalayako,
aj agr valentine day hota to msg box overflw hota.
Chalo utho & sab ko 26 Jan ki shubhkaMnaye do!

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

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INDIA
I-Intelligent
N-nation
D-developing
I-In
A-all feilds
wish u a happy republic day!

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One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
“No Nation is Perfect, it needs to be made perfect.”
Meri Pehchaan Mera India
Happy Republic Day.

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31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religions,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major Festivals
1 Country!
Be Proud To Be An Indian!…
Great Republic…
Happy Republic Day !!

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DESH bahkto kai balidaan sai,

SWATNATRA hoai hai hum..

koi puche kon ho to GRAV sai kahnge bhartiya hai ham…
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY…

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Lets celebrate and salute the noble cause,
Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today…
Don’t forget the effort, make it movement of mass !!

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Freedom in Mind,
Faith in Words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our Souls.
Lets Salute the Nation on
REPUBLIC DAY.

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Every1 sends wishes much

b4 Valentine/Frndship/NewYr but no 1 b4 REPUBLIC.

If u r TRUE INDIAN, send at least 1day b4. Proud to be an INDIAN.

Fwd to all Indians…

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Other might have forgotten, but never can i,

The flag of my country, furls very high.

B proud being a part of world\’s greatest republic nation.

Happy Republic day.

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Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko, jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,

khusnasib hota hai wo khoon jo desh ke kaam aata hai,

“HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY”

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Watan Ki Sar Bulandi Me, Humara Naam Shamil,
Guzarte Rehna Hai Humko Sada Ese Mukamo Se.
Saare Jahan Se Achchha Hindusitan Humara-Humara,
Wish You A Very Happy Republic

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अलग है भाषा, धर्म, जात
और प्रान्त, भेष, परिवेष
पर हम सब का एक है गौरव
राष्ट्रध्वज तिरंगा श्रेष्ठ॰॰॰॰॰॰॰॰॰॰॰.

गणतंत्र दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाऐं.

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Justice
Liberty
Equality
Fraternity

may our dream of a new tomorrow come true for us

Happy Republic Day!

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Gandhi swapna jab satya bana,
Desh tabhi jab gantantra bana,
Aaj fir sae yaad kare woh mehnat,
Jo thi ki veero ne,aur bharat gantantra bana.
Gantantra Divas Ki Shubhkamnayen!

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गणतंत्र -दिवस जन-जन के लिए सम्मानपूर्वक जीवन जीने की सुविधाएँ उपलब्ध कराये.

गणतंत्र दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं । वंदे मातरम

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પ્રજાસત્તાક દિન મુબારક!

हिंदी SMS

फिल्मी लाइफ और असली लाइफ मे क्या अंतर है?
फिल्म मे बहुत मुश्किलो क बाद शादी होती है.

असली लाइफ मे शादी क बाद बहुत मुश्किल होती है.

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भगवान के बिना मंदिर अधूरा है,

दोस्ती के बिना जीवन अधूरा है,

पत्नी के बिना घर अधूरा है,

और आपके बिना सर्कस अधूरा है.

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यह किस तरह याद आ रहे हो,
आँखें बंद है फिर भी नज़र आ रहे हो,
ना जाने क्यों ऐसा लगता है जैसे सामने खड़े हो और पूंच्छ हिला रहे हो…!!!

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आँखो मे “शराफ़त”
चाल मे “नज़ाकत”
दिल मे “सच्चाई” और
चेहरे मे “सफाई”
फिर क्यों ना बोले हेर लड़की आपको “भाई”.

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पति ने पत्नी को आवाज़ लगा कर कह:- सुनो चार बच्चो की माँ खाना लाओ
दोबारा:- सुनो चार बच्चो की माँ मेरा बैग लाओ
एक बार फिर बोला:- सुनो चार बच्चो की माँ शाम को खाना टाइम पर बना लेना
इस पर पत्नी ने बोला:- अच्छा तीन बच्चो के बापू

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रिश्तोँ की हकीकत कोई क्या समझेगा
दिलोँ की जरूरत को कोई क्या समझेगा
मेरे दोस्त की मुस्कुराहट ही तो मेरी जिंदगी है
इस मुस्कुराहट की कीमत कोई क्या समझेगा ।

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अजब तेरे नखरे गजब तेरा स्टाईल हैँ
नाक पोछने की तमीज नहीँ और हाथ मेँ मोबाईल हैँ
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खुदा की खुदाई को दुनिया मानती हैँ लेकिन
खुदा को कोई मानता नहीँ
दुनिया को झुट से नफरत हैँ लेकिन सच मगर कोई बोलता भी नहीँ
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दूर इशारोँ से बात
नही होती
आंसू बहाने से बरसात
नही होती
ये जिँदगी ख्वाब नही
हकीकत है मेरे दोस्त
क्यो की आंखे बंद करने
से रात नही होती ।
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हम दुआ करते हैं खुदा से, की वो आप जैसा दोस्त और ना बनाए, एक कार्टून जैसी चीज़ है हुमारे पास, कहीं वो भी common ना हो जाए!!!
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एक बंदरीया अपनी माँ से पुछता हैँ
माँ माँ मेरा दुल्हा कौन हैँ
माँ बोलती हैँ बेटी
वो देखो तुम्हारा दुल्हा
वो sms पढ रहा हैँ
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लड़की : अगर मे कहू, मुझे तुमसे मोहब्बत है,
मेरी बस यही चाहत है, तो तुम क्या कहोगे?
लड़का : मैं तुमसे कहूँगा इस बात को अगर तुम्हारी सहेली कहती, तो अच्छा होता….
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लड़कियोँ से प्यार मत करना
क्यो कि….
ये आती हैँ
हीर की तरह
लगती हैँ खीर की तरह
चुभती हैँ तीर की तरह
और भीख मंगवाती हैँ
फकीर की तरह ।
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समझा दो अपनी यादो को,
वो बिन बुलाए पास आया करती है,
आप तो दूर रहकर सताते हो मगर,
वो पास आकर रुलाया करती है
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वक़्त गुज़रता रहा पर साँसे थमी सी थी,
मुस्कुरा रहे थे हम,
पर आँखो मे नामी सी थी,
साथ हमारे ये जहाँ था सारा,
पर ना जाने क्यू तुम्हारी कमी सी थी
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फूल से पहले खुसबू को तो देखो,
करने से पहले काम को तो देखो,
किसिके रूप में दीवाना ना बनो,
सूरत से पहले उसके दिल को तो देखो
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अगर आप मुझे sms नही करोगे तो,
भगवान आपको,
मुलायम की अकल,
लालू की शकल,
जया की जवानी,
उमा की वाणी,
कलाम जैसे बॉल
और
अटल की चाल देगा…
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Joke SMS

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Love SMS

The one thing we can never get enough of is love.

And the one thing we never give enough is love. -“Henry Miller”

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Love many things, for therein lies the true strength,

and whosoever loves much performs much,

and can accomplish much,

and what is done in love is done well. -“Vincent van Gogh”

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Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notions of time;

effaces all memory of beginning, all fear of an end. -“Madame de Stael”

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You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -“Henny Youngman”

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Doubt that the stars are fire,

doubt that the sun doth move,

doubt truth to be a liar,

but never doubt I love. -“William Shakespeare”

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You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.

Friendship SMS

The 10 qualities of perfect friend

1 great & brave heart
2 sweet & soft voice
3 sharp & fast brain
4 cute & stupid smile
5 loving & caring
6 confident
7 attractive
8 deep connectivity
9 power of speaking truth
10 power of hearing lie about their self

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Many People Give U..

“Crying Tears”

And

“Laughing Smiles”

But There Are Few People,

Who Give U..

“Laughing Tears”

And

“Crying Smiles”

Those Very Few Called,

*^~ FRIENDS ~^*

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Friends should b like zero.
when u add,
they r same.
when u subtract,
they r same.
when u multiply,
they r same.
when u try to divide,
they become INFINITY.

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Friends are like shoes,
some loose some tight,
some fit just right,
they help u as u walk through life.
thanks for being my size!

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When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, “I care for you” converts into
“I will kill you if you don’t care for me”

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When I was born, GOD said,
“Oh No! Another IDIOT”.
When you were born, GOD said,
OH No! COMPETITION”.
Who knew, one day these two will
become FREINDS FOREVER!

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Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end…

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Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other…
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time…….

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FRiEND in different lanaguages…
Iranian – DOST
German – FREUND
Herbew – CHAVER
French – AMi
Pinoy – KAiBiGAN
Dutch – VREND
Mexican – AMiGO

For me.. just simply “YOU”

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Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn’t start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

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Ye doSt b ajeeb hoty hain

Deny pe aaen to jan de dain

Lene pe aaen to hansi tak cheen lain

Kehne pe aaen to dil k tmam khano k raz tak keh dain

Chupany pe aaen to ye tak na btaen k khafa q hain

Naraz hone pe aaen to sans tak na lane dain

Mnane pe aaen to apni sanso ko war dain

Bus dost zindgi me nhi mila krty Blky

zindgi DOSTON me mila krti hy…

Hindi SMS & Shayari

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he

hum aap ko manzil samajte he,

bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me

aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

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Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,

hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,

milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,

phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar?

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Zindagi behaal Hai,

Sur hai na taal Hai,

MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,

Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai,

SMS toh Bhejo,

Mera MOBILE ki zindagi ka sawaal Hai…..!!!

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Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi

Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi Hum itni yaadein bhar denge

Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.

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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,

Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,

Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,

Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….

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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,

Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,

Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,

Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.

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Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe ,Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe,

Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe!!!

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Phool juda hai kato se, Khushbu se nahi,

Hum juda hai unse, Magar dil se nahi.

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Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,

Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,

Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,

Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,

Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.

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Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai, Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.

Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha, Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!

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Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.

Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.

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Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda, Raat guzri to utar jayegi,

Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam, Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

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Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,

Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,

Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,

Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

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Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,

Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,

Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,

Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.

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Toote howe khawabon mein haqiqat dhundta hoon,

Pathar ke dilon mein mohabbat dhundta hoon.

Naadan hoon mein ab tak yeh bhi nahin samjha,

Bejaan buton mein ibaadat dhundta hoon.

Mere jazbaaton ki keemat yahan kuch bhi nahin,

Beimaani ke baazaron mein sharafat dhundta hoon.

Is ajnabi dunia mein koi bhi apna nahin,

Gairon ki aankhon mein apni surat dhundta hoon.

Umeed ki thi pyar ki bas yehi bhool thi meri,

Girte hue ashkon mein apni hasrat dhundta hoon.

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Na kar tu apne aap ko itna busy

ke choot jae dosto ke saath masty

Aur ho jaye teri zindagi itni SASTI

Ki na rahe duniya main teri koi HASTI

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Agar hoti meri koi Hasti,

To basa lete main apni hi posh se ek basti,

Hoti ek jheel aur usme ek Kasti,

Ladkiyan Rangeen and full with Masti,

Jam kar hota dance and Daru milti sasti,

Khelte jab bhi hota man,

Jindgi wait main nahi attakti,

Sorry sir, no sir ki batain nahi khatakti,

Flirt SMS

LALU:”I love u” matlab ka hota hai?
SONIA: Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU: lo Kar lo baat…
Angreji me ek sawal ka puch liya,
Pagli fida ho gai humpe…:-D
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Girl- Aaj mai tumhe vo jagah dikhaungi jahan mera apendix operation hua hai.

Boyfriend gets excited, ” Yes! I’wud luv to see that spot.”

Girl- Ye dekho….

Apollo Hospital…
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Butterflies don’t know the color of their wings,
but human eyes know how nice it is…
Like wise you don’t know ‘how good you are’,
but I know ‘how special you are’
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Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom & some say it’s money,
but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!
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Loving you could take my life,
but when I look into your eyes,
I know you’re worth that sacrifice!
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God determines who walks into your life.
You decide who stays & who walks out.
Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did…
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Ur precious love has turned my life completely around,
I feel like I’m walking but my feet don’t seem to touch the ground!
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If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS,
and if U don’t find me among them,
dont worrry! I’ve just been fallen to make ur wish come true.
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Birthday SMS

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,

someone thinks about you,
Someone needs you;

but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.
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This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
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Rajnikant SMS

  • Rajanikanth makes onions cry
  • Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
  • Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
  • Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
  • Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
  • When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…………. he turns the dark off.
  • When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
  • Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
  • The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
  • Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
  • Bullets dodge Rajanikant.
  • A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
  • belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
  • Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
  • If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth? ” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  • Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
  • Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
  • Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
  • Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
  • Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
  • In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
  • Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
  • With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
  • The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
  • When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
  • Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
  • Rajnikant has counted to infinity – twice
  • When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down
  • Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
  • Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile
  • Rajnikant can slam a revolving door
  • Rajnikan’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
  • Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
  • If you google search “Rajnikant getting kicked”your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn’t happen.
  • It takes Rajnikant 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
  • There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai
  • Rajnikant once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
  • The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
  • Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there is no other way.
  • Once up on a time rajanikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth.  .today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!!