Funny SMS

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..

itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..

kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..

kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

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Arz kiya hai,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !!!

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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

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Maine poocha chand se…

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin…..

Chand bola….

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18741 entries found !!!

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Arz kiya hai,

Door se dekha to sntra tha,

pass jake dekha to sntra tha,

chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha,

Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha,

Wah kya sntra tha !

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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi,

Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi!!!

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Macchar ne jo kata…dil main mere junoon tha,

Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha,

Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki…. sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!!!

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